Ray Kelley is a native of Tennessee and in addition to writing in a number of different genres, also enjoys...

Okay, let's cut the crap. You know it's just me writing this. I can't afford an editor to write a bio for me. Hell, I can't even afford a cover artist. I made the cover for this book in Photoshop, Paint, and Word. Not too bad, considering I'm not much of an artist.

I've written some other stuff, but you've probably never heard of it and I've taken it down. The only other thing I have up right now is The Magic Scroll of Oz and it's pretty good.

This was fun to write. I love spoofy sci-fi. If enough people want, I'll write another one of these. Or not. Whatever.