I Nearly Shit Myself 1. Horror & Hilarity with a Banana Taste!

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Joe came to earth many moons ago and while he is waiting for the mother-ship to return, thought he might have a go at writing. The cost of diesel is always going up, so it might help towards the returns costs.Shh, his profile picture is of him without his disguise on. It was a nice sunny day, on a secluded beach, so hey! Why not got natural! He enjoys central-heating, sun bathing & dislikes the cold.