<p>Wyff Byffledoop resides in Stratford-Upon-Ayrshire, where, when not writing antique appliance repair manuals, he tends his flock of goats and grows organic heirloom tomatoes. His interest in science fiction stems from a real-life alien encounter, which he'll tell you more about in the upcoming documentary <em>Wyffed Away</em>. Mr. Byffledoop lovers hearing from readers. Actually he is quite lonely and needs someone to talk to. In fact, please call now. If he's not in, leave a message. He'll return your call as soon as all the goats are accounted for. </p>
