<p>Simon lives just south of London (London, England that is… not one of the 10 Londons in the USA, London Kiribati or 8837-London, which is an asteroid). It’s best to be precise about these things.</p>
<p>Before he didn’t live on an asteroid, he was born in the Midlands then studied in the North.</p>
<p>Consequently, his accent is a bit of a mess.</p>
<p>To get an email whenever he releases a new book, and to receive your free e-book copy of All The Dead Things, sign up for his Readers’ Group on his website.</p>
