<p>Octavia Craig is kiiiind of a bitch, but the kind you really want in your corner when it's time for a fight or to make tacos. She's always down to make tacos.</p>
<p>She once almost died on a sled. She gets most of her sex moves from a really weird fever dream she had once. On three different occasions, she's been accidentally punched in the face and once on purpose. She knows how to disarm a person with a gun or with a knife, but not both. Not yet. </p>
<p>She thinks grapefruit tastes like the unholy marriage of an orange's butthole and a battery. She really maybe should have taken writing this a little more seriouly and def should have spell checked it better, but she's a little cold right now, so she's not going to do either.</p>
