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Brian Olsen is a writer and stage director living in New York City. He's the author of <em>Alan Lennox and the Temp Job of Doom</em>, the first book in <em>The Future Next Door</em> series. He's also written a number of plays, sketches and monologues for the stage.</p>
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He lives in the Bronx with many loud but friendly neighbors, and was sorely tempted to just fill this page with his online dating profile.rofile.</p>
