<p>Ray Kelley is a native of Tennessee and in addition to writing in a number of different genres, also enjoys...</p><p>Okay, let's cut the crap. You know it's just me writing this. I can't afford an editor to write a bio for me. Hell, I can't even afford a cover artist. I made the cover for this book in Photoshop, Paint, and Word. Not too bad, considering I'm not much of an artist.</p><p>I've written some other stuff, but you've probably never heard of it and I've taken it down. The only other thing I have up right now is <em>The Magic Scroll of Oz</em> and it's pretty good.</p><p>This was fun to write. I love spoofy sci-fi. If enough people want, I'll write another one of these. Or not. Whatever.</p>