<p>Steve Ross writes fiction that is both comedic and thought-provoking. (Or so he imagines.)<br />
His long-term goal is to make people laugh so hard they start to take him seriously.<br />
He gets most of his ideas from K-Mart, where he buys in bulk.<br />
Mr. Ross started writing in utero due to high-expectation parents (who were later deeply disappointed).<br />
He believes there is a comedy gene and proposes an experiment to prove it involving identical twins separated at birth</p>
